Not Your Friend

-People who act like they want to hang out, but fail to make plans with you

-People who text while you're hanging out--and it bothers you

-When they make sure you know, you're not invited

i.e. post pictures

-When you want to punch them in the face

-When they don't text you back, when you know they are ALWAYS texting

Never live in a small town, it breeds some of the shittiest people