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OMG HEY two faced slut bag! Got a problem with me? Say it to my face maybe? I know what you think of me so i'm letting my self feel free to tell you what I, or most of the population think of you. It's so nice that person that has been graduated feels the need to come hang out with people 2 or 3 years younger and go to highschool parties having 3 somes. SWEET you are such a good person. You do fuck all, get a free vehicle, gas, bitch about your hard life AND think you are THE BEST at everything you do. Grow the fuck up. AND you feel you have the right to be sooo nice to my face. Fucking shove it whore you disgust me. Hope you choke on some guys random dick =)

FROM HIGH SCHOOL GIRL TO RECENT GRAD

Elle Facts

I'm 90% sure my one roommate is a heroin user
-I can't sleep properly
I want to be with Drake
-I miss people as soon as I say goodbye
My parentals are hotmesses
-I like gibbons and respect them for their open sexuality
Nobody will ever read this, unless I post this link on my facebook
-that could lead to disaster
I find Lumberjack types hawt
-Hipsters seem like angry white guys hiding in femininity

What Is This!

I'm no professional, but I know this girl is pretty and I know this make-up is not cute.

Late to the Party

So I don't like Jimmy Fallon that much, but it is awesome because Andy Samberg shows up. A LOT.

Musing On Kids

I think that when I have a daughter I will encourage her to be a tomboy. I will also only buy her NYC cosmetics because they are cheap and ok quality. That's all.

New Blush

It seems on this blog I talk about blush A LOT. It's not that I love it, so much as it is the easiest product for me to love. My new love is Smashbox's Tokidoki Dolce Vita Blush. This blush has a very soft look, that I love! Plus the packaging is pretty killer.

Hey My two followers (one of which is me)

This music video is pretty cool. It really ignited my inner lesbian

Record Makers Promo from CreativeApplications.Net on Vimeo.

Hope you enjoy, and it causes you to compensate and go suck some dick.

Movie Suggestion #1 of 2010

I think everyone (or the one person who reads this blog) should watch Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. This wonderful movie stars Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman. Need I say more to convince you?

Skype

UPON the suggestion of my friend Chaman I got a skype account. Fingers crossed it gets used.

Thought I'd let you know what song I'm feeling right now.

Also if anyone reads this please let me know of any good music. I'm always open to the new SHIT.

For Music Lovers

I suggest you mosey on over to Iamdonald.com. Hella badass.

His "flow is tighter than a dick in the butt."

Can I just say I am obsessed with Nicki Minaj, can I be a Harijuku Barbie?

Disgruntled

One Minute:hellza on my jock

Next Minute:NOTHING

"friends" don't treat each other this way

Helllooo Lovers (of this blog)

I am attending a lonely hearts sleepover tonight and I could not be more eggcited. I hope everyone has a fun or at least tolerable v-day. I like to think of v-day as virgin's day and celebrate my awesomeness. You know Mary was a virgin and now she's a saint so things are looking up for me. I have a very full if not love filled weekend. See you whores later.

Just in Case

If anybody reads this--Please know that I like you a lot and I appreciate your support. I am kinda feeling weird right now. Can't put my finger on it, maybe its stress. I do have one suggestion:dance parties are great, go to them!

Sad and belayed

RIP Kirpal Akoo.

I didn't really know you, but I know you will be missed

things I want to do

bone to Jay-Z's DOA... except that is very unlikely to happen

No Doubt

I'm going to No Doubt on the 18th and I'm kinda excited. These events usually make me nervous, so I'm trying to get over that. I don't know what to wear at all, nor to I want to look ugly so please send all suggestions to me via my facebook. Thanks

Workoblog part deux

So I bought a ridiculously out of my budget foundation. I indeedibly purchased Nars oil-free foundation because GD I was sick of the constant glisten on my face. I couldn't stand the oil slick that is my usual look. So I looked towards the new brand for help. I think that it is helping because even with lots of powder/primer on my face (sans new foundation), it seems I'm really greasy. With the foundation on and all the normal grease-prevention tactics I felt a lot more matte and I think I looked that way. Its yet another stepping stone towards my de-evolution into a sparkly toad.

Tough Times

I sometimes wonder what people think about me...then I just think Fuck that. As Kat Williams says the more haters the better.

Boredom

I just re watched some of True Blood, turns out I still love it. Season two starts this friday (the twelfth) and I am super duper excited since all of the other tv shows I watch seasons have ended already.

I think I may have found my motivation to not eat. That hot bitch Megan Fox! She is so hot and shorter than me so it's like totally possible to do right.
Step One:Don't Eat
Step Two: Drink Coffee
Step Three:Fuck all the Time
This is what I imagine her waistline watching tips would be!

I was busy

In case anyone still reads this...there is a website where you can read books online for free. 

That is both frugal and cool right?

It called Project Gutenberg...that really makes me think of Steve Gutenberg a lot and how he was a child molester on Veronica Mars

AAAAAAAAAAArgh

I want to sleep or frolic in the sun, but that is not to be. I have to work until the sun goes down. How suck-tastic is that? Is Chile really the same without Limon?

Drumroll Please!!

Here is some great Poetry from my friend Tania. Please check IT out!

A Life Lesson

My tenth grade biology teacher taught me a very important lesson. Water doesn't solve every problem.

When she attended college she was in a sorority that lived across the street from a fraternity that often fixed their cars in their drive way. Well one hot day one guy was underneath his car with no shirt on, near the battery. Well the battery acid leaked all over him and his frat brothers rushed to his aide. They used the water from their kiddy pool to try and rinse the acid off of him. They didn't realize that water molecules get turned into acid when they come into contact with a strong acid. So their actions actually made things worse. The brainiac girls from the sorority saw what happened and rushed inside and grabbed the bleach in order to neutralize the acid, because weak bases neutralize strong acids and vice versa. The guy ended up dying because of the extra acid from the water being poured on him. This is a really sad story and I recommend you share the knowledge if not the story to your friends and family.

Sorry for poor grammar and sentence structure.

Minor Obsessions

this truly is addicting-->please join so I can win some dang fights

Also did you know that in google docs you can invite people to collaborate on your document??
It's pretty amazing.

A New Hobby

this is MyBrute, feel free to join!

Twatter

Does anyone else have a twitter? I'm not sure I love them, but as of right now they're not annoying and I have two whole followers, so suck it blogspot!!

End of an ERa

I am so sad that ER has come to an end. I've loved that show for so long and it just seems like yesterday that my favorite character passed away. It was horrible tonight when I was finally able to finish the last episode, which I must say really snuck up on me. 

Thinking about I don't really have a favorite character, but I have a few that are near and dear. I know I'm probably one of the few that actually care, but I really didn't want ER to end. 

Just a Thought

Does the blonde guy remind you anyone?  He reminds me of someone, but as close as I can put a name on it is an AZN Teddy Bear. Speaking of teddy bears I kinda want a new one. I'm now accepting ideas for who this dude is reminiscent of. 

Let's Budget

I want a financial advisor, but mostly I need to track my money and get my mom's hands off it!!

Human Interest

What type of person gets wasted and shows up to work?

If someone loved me...

and or didn't get me a Christmas gift. They could get me this in #8. I'm only asking because I have a very apropos make up fetish, but to help put a stop to the madness I have sworn off make up until summer. Ugh I disgust myself on many levels

BTW Nordstroms does ship to Canada, if you phone them."We currently offer international shipping to Canada. Please call 1-888-282-6060 to order."

Totally went nuts today...

I really did. I bought mac mineralize skinfinish in Perfect Topping, mac nail laquer in Peppermint Patti, YSL Pur Gloss in #4. 

Then add on tons of family drama and you have an awful, but pretty day.

HAHA

This is from Superstore, it's pretty amazing...

Aren't camera phones awesome!!

Veronica Mars!

I heard that there is going to be a Veronica Mars movie and I really could not be more excited. The creator of the show, Rob Thomas, says that it is not necessarily guaranteed that Veronica will be in the FBI or some sort of government operative. This had me thinking and I totally had a good alternative theory as to what she's doing now. I have since forgotten it, so it's a bit of a bummer to have to wait. Oh well patience is a virtue. 

Finally

I got a Twitter account. On the reals I only did it to follow Gavin Newsom... he's fine. He's the mayor of San Francisco and I've had a crush on him for a long time. I also learned that his b-day is the day after mine, but many years earlier--we're meant to be, lol.

"Oh My Heart"

I like to say things like "I have no heart" 

This is true to a certain extent, but I still like puppies...

Anyways I'm not really sure I want to get my heart back because then I would have to admit some sort of vulnerability.  Wouldn't that mean it could get broken?

Great News

I've heard some rumors of a SEPHORA opening at Metrotown, in July apparently. I really can't wait!!

What UP!

Did anybody watch Dollhouse last night? That shit was dope, it's how I imagine the Duggars are really like.

In Canada news, the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory is opening a chain in Harrison Hot Springs today. I encourage you to get some free shit!!!
See ya there
(At Muddy Waters)

I hate Liars

I finally semi called out the biggest liar I know in facebook. Its bitchy, but I could give a shit. Check my FB Status if you have any doubts.

I think I have a problem...

with make up, I just love trying new kinds. I currently want to give Moon River Mineralize Blush (Duo) from Mac a go. I think they're supper pretty and I've been hearing great things about them. I find the fact that there is light blue and yellow in the highlight side fascinating. I'm also looking for a good highlighter so if you (my imaginary readers) know of any good ones please let me know.

Only A Semi Re-Post

I know I already wrote a bit about how much I loved the Dior Fall 2009 Ready- To-Wear. These are my two favorite looks and they seem flattering, but I don't know where I personally would wear them. I just think they are fabulous.

L'Oreal Juice Stick--Island Punch

I stumbled upon them when doing my normal bi-weekly london drugs perusal. They were already almost sold out. London drugs had one left and Superstore had a few left, but I was in a weird sort of hurry so I just chose one. Island Punch to be exact, which is funny since I claim to hate sparkle, yet it is one of the three that have glimmer particles. Anywhooo I came home and decided i made the best choice from the limited selection. Here is a in depth review that I don't feel prepared to  write myself.

Update:

This lip stuff really doesn't compare to my Clinique superbalm gloss in lilac which is suprisingly similar in colour. I'm not super put off put by this stick's gritty gloss, but after luxuriating in superbalm's smooth texture this stuff can't hold a flame to Clinique. I also think that the formulas without sparkle will be ideal and much better feeling.

Also I think Chai Love You might be a good colour for my friend Chaman since we weren't able to find her a good pink last time we looked.

A Few more ideas

Apparently it was only three days ago, but I made a list of things I did to lose weight. Here are some more things I remembered.

-share food as much as possible (this goes against all of my food obsessed tendencies and is very hard to remember to do when you're in food tunnel vision -ftv-)

-post pics of models on your fridge (hard to look at when experiencing ftv)

Hopefully I'll improve my gluttonous ways, but most likely I won't. I've been trying this whole positive thinking thing. I think it might have helped get me my job. I kept picturing myself at a hotel front desk and right now I'm always daydreaming about being in SF and I think it's working. I'm also currently focusing my energy on looking like a mixture of Gwen Stefani and Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl).

Is it Weird?

I think all old guys like me, they tend to talk to me forever and I can't get them to go away. It's not like they're rude, they just monopolize my time. On the upside one bought me pizza today and I don't even think he was trying to drug me, wait a second I'm starting to feel woozy.

Not too Funny

I work at an ok hotel in Harrison. I try to not talk about work too much, and if I do I'm sorry. I'm here like 40 plus hours a week so it dominates my mind space, but I digress. Here are some observations from my current career.

• People are dumb, they can't look at a website and check what hotel they are booking at.
• They don't actually listen to the greeting I give them on the phone
• Rocky Mountain Chocolate is opening in Harrison this Saturday and there will be free samples
• Construction workers are friendly and polite
• Construction engineers and electricians--too friendly
• It is hilarious when old people also hate your co-worker and the old person doesn't even work here
• I may work at a front desk, but I'm nobody's secretary
• effing love pizza
  
• Free shit should be acquired at every opportunity
• I've made 7 dollars in tips since working here

That's all I have for now.

The Upside

The upside of my dad being out of work is that

• He has time to help me with my FAFSA.
• He got sooo depressed he's taking Anti-Depressants.
• He has given up fighting me over my college plans.
• I'm almost even considered the good child, how laughable.
• He always answers my calls.
  

When I was on a roll

In like ninth and tenth grade I lost a bit of weight and I used to have all of these trick to keep myself from eating excessively. Although I spent a lot of time thinking about my weight doesn't mean I didn't eat, I just ate less. Anyways...I forgot all of my tricks, if you have any let me know...wait no fatties read my blog damn it!

The list of what I do remember is
-drink metamucil
-eat ice cubes
-eat yogurt
-move body, whatever that means
-think about other things than food


I'm not saying its fun to diet and shit, but a goal is a goal.

WOW

I actually got a compliment on my skin today. Which is weird since usually only my mom gives me any compliments in that direction. She doesn't really count is what I mean to imply. Anyways WILL SOMEONE COMMENT THIS BLOG? The silence is deafening.

I wish I was rich...

When I see all of the beautiful Sari inspired wonderfulness of Christian Dior Fall 2009 Ready-to-Wear. Who do I have to bang to get some free stuff.

oh well more motivation I suppose!

Spend Save Mentality

I know I'm pretty cheap when it comes to clothes and maybe this doesn't really apply to me. I think that it is so ridiculous that people will spend five hundred bucks on (true religion) jeans and still look like they stepped out of American Eagle. If I was skinny enough and rich enough to wear that kind of stuff-- I would get basics on the cheap (i.e. 50 dollar jeans) and then try to spend money smart on mildly trendy pieces. Maybe its just me who feels this way, but expensive doesn't equal classy or chic.

MAC Studio Sculpt

I bought this a few weeks ago and have decided I really like it. It covers all the redness in my face with very little effort, it's hygienic and feels nice. I never feel it on my face, but I think it will slide off if I touch it too much. I think it will work best with people with smooth skin and help even it out.

Gucci Spring 2009

I feel like Gucci scraped out their colour palette from my mind. I pretty much like everything except a few of the Maxi Dresses. I love all the purples and greens!

Is it weird I really want to look good in the pants in the middle?
They're so festive!

March Madness

So February was a pretty epic month when it came to Boredomination. Please note that might be the first time I mentioned the name of this blog in a post. Anyways I'm not sure I can keep up the pace this month. Please leave me feedback or suggestions of what I could do better. 

I finally got new house phones because:

a. two wouldn't allow the person you're talking to to hear you

b. the one that did work talk button was broken

c. also the battery wouldn't charge on that phone anymore

d. my mom likes to talk on the phone

We wanted a sanyo touch one, but at walmart it didn't have a model with a built in voicemail or extra handsets 

dang it was so cute

 
but this is the model we got

Ebony Prince

lol...it's an inside joke

New Jacket... The Patriotic Plaid Monster

I think it might need a thick belt, to accentuate the waste

if I don't get fatter it will fit for a long time

Not Your Friend

-People who act like they want to hang out, but fail to make plans with you

-People who text while you're hanging out--and it bothers you

-When they make sure you know, you're not invited

i.e. post pictures

-When you want to punch them in the face

-When they don't text you back, when you know they are ALWAYS texting

Never live in a small town, it breeds some of the shittiest people

New purse

I waited six months...

thanks Chaman

Pissed at Myself

I have a job, I got glasses, I floss... but I just can't get my eating under control. If I could I would be such a happier person, just because I would be less stressed out. Shit, for the record I haven't eaten this...yet

Another Palette In Review

For my birthday my great friend Alex got my the Kat Von D True Romance Eyeshadow Palette in Beethoven. I really like the design of this palette. It's pretty sleek and the outside is in a interesting material that is a bit soft. It's kinda hard to open and the brushes are tossable. Now the important stuff. The colours are banging and highly pigmented and this usually means they tend to fall off your face when you first put them on. So make sure to use some eyeshadow primer. All but two colours are shimmery and all are high quality with huge impact. I'm not very good at taking pictures of my eye so I don't have a great picture for you.

Non Advice

This is some of the worst advice I have ever received, like for reals almost every single one of these looks are shitty. And in my opinion all the models look hella sick.

Marchesa

I'm not a huge fan of the styling, besides the nail polish, but the dresses seem to be awesome...

wow

scroll down past the make up part

Coming up

Pretty soon I will be reviewing some products that I paid for, not shit I get for free and feel glowingly about. Until then...Covergirl Micro Minerals have A LOT OF sparkle in them. I don't mean the bronzer or blush, the actual foundation. Also L'Oreal Beauty Tubes suck, a clumpy disaster, but easy and creepy to get off. I want shoes.
Suck It Capitalism

Did you Know?

I actually have a Christian name, it's pretty lame since I hate Chritianity. Elspeth=Elizabeth
Weak Sauce

HMMM

Just thinking about it, you never really know what peoples' motivations are. Once you figure that out about a person I think your life will be way simpler. This doesn't mean I ever know what motivates people, but I hope to one day to be able to figure people out.

I don't even wear nice shoes

 I really want to buy something that will make me dress nice
but alas I probably won't
I found these on shopbop for 187$, which is cheap for LAMB

My Ideal Hairstyle

I'm not a big camilla belle fan, but I do admit she is beautiful. Anyways I want to steal her look, especially her hair.


photo from Just Jared and GQ

Gotta Say

Anti depressants Work!
Too bad they don't make you less forgetful
I forgot my doctor's app. today
let's hope they don't charge me
there's always next month

I actually got It!

I really bought it! The Dermalogica gentle cream exfoliant. I think it was the fact that I work right next to a place that sells it (The Araina Day Spa). As I mentioned before, I was over having skin issues. I have used it twice so far and I feel it is helping improve my skin. However if you didn't just get paid and feeling like a treat was in order I suggest you try an aspirin mask. There are many demos on youtube as to how it works, since its used as an exfoliator be sure to moisturize and SUNSCREEN after.

In other news, I'm looking for a new job, this just isn't my cup of tea, if I get hired at kilby for the summer, that's where I'll be. Plus it's ueber easy and pays more. Any other suggestions? Send them my way.
Also I want a hair style, my hair is currently shoulderish length, holla at me!!

p.s. I'm working at a hotel
if only I was a prostitute--hella bank

I'm Shocked

This blog has two whole followers, well one is me, but the other is Gina.

So thanks for reading this blog everybody who does.

Feel free to leave feedback for me on whatever platform you like.

If all I hear is crickets I'm going to have assume I'm rocking the socks of this blogging thing, unlike those jerks at CNN. 

In other mildly lame news,,,, my cat clawed my back

ouchie

also this is from my vacation

it brings some good laughs

A Palette in Review

I got myself Marie-Antoinette Palette from Sephora. I hadn't used it yet because I already had the Too Faced Palette.  But I decided since I bought it, I might as well use it. I tried it this morning getting ready to go to Ikea I have to say I really like the eyeshadows, but the blush doesn't offer up its peachy colour very easily. Also the white shimmer eyeshadow I intended to use as highlighter was in an awkward position and difficult to use. On my eyes today I used the purple on the outer corner, the lighter blue on my lid, and the gold on my crease.

                                    I realize these aren't the greatest pictures, but whatever I was in a hurry.

A simple Explanation

You know why I HATE the "true love waits" and "silver ring thing" movement? Because it invalidates an entire section of the population that can't get married. Gay people.  In a lot of places marriage is denied to them. What is that saying to l.g. teens? That they can't have an intimate relationship? That they don't matter enough to deserve happiness? I think that's what people involved in that stupid invasive practice are trying to say. Also the preachers who spread the abstinence only  message use misinformation to rope people into their cult. The "silver ring" is a modern day chastity belt, seriously have you ever seen a guy wearing one? Is there any pressure on men to remain virgins? I think not.

what's keeping me up At night

Makeupalley is like the best website in the entire world. I freaking love reading all of the reviews on almost every single personal beauty product. The one thing that bothers me is when there are all awesome reviews and just one terrible one. It ruins my entire view of the product. 

I'm feeling hopeful

Since I was thirteen I've had permanent bumps on my forehead. I went to the doctor and they would refer me to a dermatologist and just prescribed me antibiotics. This was really annoying, since my skin wasn't bad enough I wasn't even allowed to see someone who could help, that has pissed me off for years. Lately I have gotten so sick of the bumps and oily skin I have been perusing the web and became interested in Dermalogica. Their website basically explained what was wrong with my skin. The oil acts as glue to keep my pores clogged. This is a little gross, so feel free to be annoyed with me. So I decided to buy their gentle cream exfoliant. I don't know how much it costs, but I hope it could help me. May I add it has excellent reviews on MakeupAlley. Arghhhhhhh

To be Busy or not to be Busy

For most of my life I wondered if I should want to be busy or want to have a mellow easy going type of life.  When I'm busy I want to be lazy, when I'm lazy I want to be busy. It's pretty lame. I hope I can find an appropriate ratio in my life....eventually.

An hour to go

I'm obsessed with lipstick, lipgloss, and lip stains. This morning I've been doing my usual beauty blog perusal and wham all I care about is lip stuff. I think this is normal since this season BLACK lipgloss and NUDE lipstick is in. Who knew that the world of lippy is so dichotomous. I'm not brave enough to venture in the world of either extreme yet, however I'm considering lipsticks to wear or at least buy and leave in drawer. I've somewhat narrowed it down. I want a YSL Rouge Volupte Lipstick. I'm not sure I'm even going to be able to find a place that even sells these little beauties, but I'm confident I can stare at their pictures for a long time while I google my heart out. I've only read good things about them and then I just saw this. While the review was good the way they looked on her lips was rather out of context and is still throwing me for a loop. I hope to soon be able to try these on in person and hopefully look normal. Of the swatches on their website I like Rose Culte the best. Provocative Pink looks promising too though. Did I mention they have SPF in them, well they do!

A love hate relationship

It's like fashion survivor where only the thinly appendaged walk out alive.

Can't sleep, work in four hours

There are few things that bother me more than losing things and doors. I am usually very fearful of losing things, forgetting things, and things getting stolen. It stresses me out all of the time. I went for two days last week freaking out, silently, because I thought I lost my ipod. It turns out I didn't, but it just confirmed my fears.

At this moment I'm sitting t my computer with my cat in my lap. It's favorite time to make me pet it is when I'm at my desk. It's really weird since two minutes ago in my bed it wanted nothing to do with me. 

Favorite Beauty Product--

first purchased=2006     

 Loreal Telescopic Lash

I've been wearing this mascara for a long time and people have asked me to whip it out to borrow it they liked it on me so much. I also must point out it doesn't smudge ever and it makes my eyes pop. It does take a while to put on (that might just be because I'm anal about my mascara), but it does dry pretty fast.

Horror Porn

Why is porn considered obscene but people getting their heads chopped off only mildly offensive? I find this really weird since in real life people actually do have crazy sex, but are rarely allowed to kill someone with an axe and eat their remains in real life. Doesn't it seem odd that being a porn star is considered shameful, while being a movie villain or serial killer is sometimes considered sexy i.e. DEXTER? You would think it would be the opposite --> That porn stars would be accepted by the mainstream and actors who chose to play mass murderers would be treated as pariahs. I think that porn stars deserve more respect. They're job isn't nearly as glamorous, they get paid less, and get treated like fallen women (or men) while movie stars get treated like we're lucky to be allowed to view them and get paid more for an easier job
That's not to say porn stars have it that tough, I'm just saying society is a bit judgemental when it comes to the people who star in dirty movies.

workoblog

I like to blog at work. Usually since it's pretty slow I have time to find random inspiration. Two times I've posted two blogs in one shift. It's easier to blog at night because I have way less supervision. 

At work I also watch tv shows, being as all I do most of the time is answer the phones. I'm trying to watch only good quality stuff. The other day I tried to watch Happy Go Lucky which I thought I would like, but fuckkkk it was annoying. So I turned it off after 15 minutes. 

Matte Face

so recently i've been obsessed with finding a matte lipstick
because i hate sparkly lips, i don't mind shiny though
but obsessions historically don't make sense
i want a deep red, but not overpowering for my face
and a nudish pink
i gotta stay on top of trends in my favorite medium-->make-up!

I admit this was recently an email to Chaman, but I was too lazy to come up with new words to say the exact same thing.


on a less lame note, i still love sparkly eyes, but I'm reconsidering sparkle for the rest of my face!

It finally Clicked

There is this movie called HE'SJUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. It's coming out soon and there's a line in the trailer that really made sense to me. "Hanging out is not dating" It was like some one turned on the lightbulb in my brain. I don't have that much dating experience but damn, hanging out is not dating. That phrase just makes so much sense to my tiny brain. Om

The Debra Messing Post

I really like Debra Messing. I however hate her make up. It is super cakey and has entirely too much eyeliner. On Will and Grace her make up was fine. I've been looking through some pictures of her at recent events, and boy did she look rough. Messing isn't that old, so she needs to hire a new make-up artist and get a facial. Maybe she just isn't tipping enough because of the economy so her people are taking it out on her by making her look bad. It's just a theory, but whatever.

Vague References

I'm all about knowing stupid shit and watching tv shows, but quoting Family Guy offensively and expecting people to know that you're joking is unacceptable. Not everyone watches that show and all of their songs and sayings really have not made it into the lexicon so it's not a valid excuse to say what you want. It would be a completely different matter if you just wanted to say something mean. I'm all for that. Anyways I have to get ready for work.

Suck it Mothers

Searching

Everyday, several times a day, I check craigslist to see if there are still places to live for a fair price in San Francisco. This is a pointless endeavour since most places are for now and not the fall. Now that I have a job it will be a little harder to keep my endless blog gawking and mail checking. This is a good thing since it makes my mind wobbly and my ass a bit too. So I'm turning it around. I've been eating marginally better and exercising-ish. Right now I'm watching Grey Gardens on Youtube. I got obsessed with it last summer and promptly forgot about it. It's about Jackie O's kookY cousins in East Hamptons. This description doesn't do it justice, but I recommend it. 

Funny Things

I noticed that a lot of people pretend to be open about sex and act like they don't think it's slutty to do it. In fact these are the most judgmental. They might say things like I want to fuck him or fuck me. These are the people that bother me. I'm very shy, but I do think sex is a healthy part of life and that there is nothing wrong with getting your rocks off. At least three people who express "openess" are self professed virgins until they're married. I think that's a stupid way to live, the people I know who have this point of view are the most insecure people I've ever met. Don't you think your "god" has better things to do than worry about your adolescent pussy? I think so. There are mother fucking genocides occurring in the world!!! He doesn't give a shit. Get over yourself. Your body should be respected, as long as you show yourself respect what does it matter if you actually have a healthy relationship. And since when is listening to a peeping tom a reason to do something? Never! What am I talking about? Those people can't even maintain friendships, nobody is going to want to BOP them. 

A word to the wise: A BOY WILL NEVER LEAVE HIS CUTE GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU, YOU ARE ONLY A FRIEND BECAUSE OF YOUR PERSONALITY, LOOKS ARE ONLY PART OF THE EQUATION.

Art

I got this cool piece of art at the 2007 Harrison whatever Festival. I messed it up a bit with water, but its cool anyway. It made me think of Sodom and Gomorrah, devilish shit.

Fashion

Next year I WILL be living in San Francisco and I couldn't be more glad that according to one blogger it's not that fashion forward. They even said its almost a year or two behind on trends. Don't get me wrong, I love fashion, but I could never keep up with urban hipsters. I would just like to focus on being comfortable for awhile. I can't wait to live there! I hope it's as awesome as I make it out to be in my head.

I've been here, it's so pretty!! 11th grade playas..

MY thoughts on Lush

Lush is a beauty brand. It seems to be based on an organic philosophy. I think its over priced and smells bad. I'm all for switching over to organic personal care products, but I'm essentially really cheap. I doubt that there products work well enough to be priced at ten bucks plus for 100 grams. I don't need the hassle of weighing my beauty products. On that note The Body Shop's products suck too, and are over priced.

My needs include smell good, moisturize, don't mess up my pores.

Second Chances

I have been meditating on the nature of second chances. BY meditating I mean thinking. This picture and card represent a better time and now that I think of it I wish it was possible to go back in time and start over. 

Would I move to Canada again? Would I willingly get in a fight? Could I try harder and put in more of an effort to be perfect in my life? 

I'm not sure yes would be an answer to any of those questions. It's just frustrating when you know that if you just had that one chance your life could be better. But would it actually make it better? its a frustrating thing that puzzles me everyday. 

AAAAARGHHHHHHH.

Sorry to get all Kanye on you, but I have the SADS so forgive me.

I wish I had that sweet shirt, I was cute. Do you see that perfect bang? Before I probably cut them myself. I was damn fine. Why am I talking like my life is over?

Ping Pong Playa

I watched this great movie called Ping Pong Playa this morning. It was hilarious and really had me laughing. It's about a young asian slacker trying to redeem himself, rather unsuccessfully at first, in the eyes of his family. I would describe it as a modern day Mulan, but that would seem racist being as they're both movies based on Chinese people. In short, I freaking love it!
If you don't have time to watch the movie, you can view the trailer and clip here.

Facebook Etiquette

Living in a small town you tend to run into people. Sometimes these people add you on facebook after never really meeting you. I'm not sure what type of greeting is appropriate, a smile? a hi? a full on "how are you"? Either way I'm not certain, so I just went with a smile and a quick aversion of the eyes. I try not to creep out people and its hard when I semi creep them on the internet, being quiet usually helps me avoid embarrassment though.

FA LALALALALA

I hope the lord ain't coming because doesn't that mean end times is near? What do I know? I'm heretic on a straight up path to eternal damnation. 

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."
- Oscar Wilde

I'm not too excited for christ day. I feel christmas is a manipulation of consumers, don't get me wrong I love products. I just wish I didn't crave pretty things. I need to join a charity or just get a job I can't jack shit from. Which is usually my favorite part of a job. 

In other news: I love 50's for The Money and the Power. I find 50 sexy in a sick sick way. 

TheReplacement

As I already "reported" the Score PU watch I wanted was out of stock. I originally was going to wait until january to get it, but instead I ordered a new one. The Widgi is what i went with. I still love the Score. The Widgi seems to have more features for ten dollars less, including water resistance, light, timer, and alarm.

Things I did Today

I had an awesome day. I frolicked with Chaman, she is an ace snowball thrower. CA handled yet another theft accusation with ease and coolality. She almost hit my butt when I was swinging on the cheap swing I thought I would break. In short, I would bang her.

One Pet Peeve

One thing that I can clearly identify as a pet peeve is when people are on tv with their bluetooth headset on. I mean you're going to be on tv, or at least talking to someone, take that shit out of your ear. You wouldn't leave regular headphones in and lets face it if you have chance to be on tv you are not going to be answering a phone call instead. That shit is classless and rude. Next time just continue fannypack shopping instead of polluting my tv screen.

If your Power isn't out

I strongly suggest you watch The Muppet Christmas Carol. I'm watching it now and it makes my cold cold heart warm up a little. Who doesn't love singing, dancing fury puppets? Scrooge perhaps, but we won't worry about him--he serves his penance and learns his lesson eventually.

Sad Afternoon

My beautiful Score PU watch is out of stock and won't be back in stock until January 19th. It makes me extra sad because they said it was in stock.

Thinking about the Recession

I recently came upon a gallery of HD pics of a decaying Detroit. It even featured a former theatre that had been paved and made into a parking garage. It is beautiful and sad at the same time.  I was left wondering, how did this happen? How long will it take for this to spread? 

Instead of being in love with a Stripper

I've determined that I'm in love with a serial killer. Ok, not really, but Michael C. Hall, of Dexter, is fine. Is being super buff enough to overcome having killed a butt load of people? I'm pretty sure it is. I used to watch Six Feet Under and I didn't see his hotness. Now season three is coming to an end and I for one am extremely sad. Another great Showtime show is True Blood, it's really good. I heard they're already filming season two, so I'm waiting patiently for it come back.

This is oddly attractive. He's so cheery, tan and wears cubano shirts so well. The opening credits on Dexter are disturbing, I can barely watch them.

All I want for Christmas is..

Zomg A puppy?

well that's not going to happen, so I settled on this sweet Nixon watch

It's actually a lot cheaper than most of their watches

The one that's coolest, in my opinion anyways, is the Score PU in blue and they say its red and purple

The beautiful retroness is so enthralling, drool

update

I got this watch, ordered it today

Thanks MOM

Jelp

I decided to get help. I'm going to call some support center, and I really hope they'll have space for me. Lately,  I'm so annoyed at everything, including my g-d self. I would try to help my depression or whatever with diet and exercise, but I wouldn't be in this predicament if I could effectively manage on my own. 

Maybe if I post enough of these calming pictures I can convince myself to be calm.

I'm annoyed again. As Kanye would say, "Eat shit and die."

can't see the forest for the trees

I tried really hard for I guess two years of high school to get good grades. I totally achieved that goal. Then mi madre ruined all of my hard work by moving me to the great white north. I had an option to stay in California and I didn't take it because it would have meant living with my dad. I don't know if I would go back and change my decision, but I know somethings since then have not been working for me. These times are tough and hopefully things will improve and talking to someone (like my homeslices) will help.

This is what I want my life to feel like. 'Shrooms might be needed to get to my nirvana..om

Inauguration Day

On January 20th, 2009 the u.s. will inaugurate the new guy and I found a sweet idea floating around the internets. Shave your pussy and get rid of (your) bush. Its the most cathartic ending to the last eight years of tyranny. I'm not saying Obama is going to be our savior, but he's gotta be better than the last asshole. 

Now, what to ask for for christmas, a job would be nice.  

Next....

nail polish- OPI for Sephor Nail Colour A-ha! Moment

palette- Too Faced Glamour To Go 2 Pocket Palette

sneakers- Vans Breast Cancer Awareness Boylston

hopeful purchase- Panasonic Vivera 42-in Plasma 

First two are not suggested gifts, I already bought them.

On the Reals

I hope my sentence structure improves in the future.

for Chaman A, my fashion lover

Today I decided I need a hobby and in the words of CA a "baby", so I made a blog. I would prefer to think of this as an online journal, but fuck it's a blog. I use the internets to keep boredom at bay and see funny things. I used to think there was no such thing as an online community, as a matter of fact there is. Nobody would know what a fail was if this community didn't exist. So I'm starting this blog to share some stupid links and thoughts. Here's to hoping this isn't my last post.

Cheers,

Elle